A million people and no bathroom

This from Joe at Joe.My.God.:

"Over one million people will jam Times Square tonight to watch the ball drop. One million people with NO access to a bathroom. The police are recommending that attendees not have anything to drink for at least two hours before arriving."

Not my idea of fun. As one commenter wrote: "SO not worth it - done it and it was AWFUL." Another comment: "I have been in NYC all my life and NEVER did the TS thing. It sounds horrendous. WHY?, other than being a brain-dead tourist, would anyone subject themselves to acting like some corralled cattle? At least cattle can pee on the grass. I will be with friends eating pizza and sipping champagne. So classy!"