Runner-up: "Todd's phosphorescent smile, his manly physique like Alaska's majestic mountains resplendent in white birch and gentian in the springtime, reassured me as I swiped the McCain campaign credit card through the reader at Macy's—I winked at my very own Joe Sixpack, anticipating that on my watch, his new silk boxer shorts would soon be more endangered than the leatherback sea turtle."(Via Americablog.)
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Results of Slate's 'Write Like Sarah Palin' contest
Here. I haven't read her book (and don't plan to) but I thought these were funny.
Posted by the blogger at 7:41 PM