Well, the coffee got me motivated to request two estimates from local house-cleaning services to come in and deep-clean my apartment. I've finished that pot. Making another. Maybe now I'll clean the kitchen.
B.'s parents used to clean here (and were paid well). I figure I need a deep cleaning once a year (including the vertical blinds, of which there aren't that many -- just two floor-to-ceiling windows and a slider). And then general cleanings every couple of months.